Thursday, August 25, 2011

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

diy or cry

all right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to.

I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.

Now gather round I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.

I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.

I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy

I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'

Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me

I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me

Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere

My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid

ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid

I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
...I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.

lyrics by digital underground from the song humptydance - true hip hop not some nickelodeon rap